There are many ways, I suppose, of taking the dog for a walk.
All the same when you live in St. Kilda you almost instinctively understand that the commonly perceived way, of walking with the dog attached to a lead, is not at all the best way of going about it.
Oh no. No style.
There are better ways. There are, moreover, ways of ensuring that the dog gets no exercise whatsoever.
So when the sun goes down and the park is incomprehensibly trussed with fences and tape, you should grab the BMX chopper, the shades and the toy helmet and ride like the wild wind, man.
Your dog sure won’t complain.